••••••• Firgunator •••••••
, You are not someone I pretend to not see in public. Strangers all want to sit next to you on the bus.
, I like you more than my Iphone. Your grammar is spectaculacious.
, Wow, you're so beautiful, even as much as Millie the Mascot. I love the way you stare at your smartphone all day.
, Life is not a picnic, but with you it is. You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.
, You're sharper than a knife. Strangers all want to sit next to you on the bus.
, You're cooler than an ice cube. I’d give you the last piece of my gum.
, You're so hot you could melt the homes of polar bears. If you were an app I would download you.
mey, You're so hot you could melt the homes of polar bears. If you were an app I would download you.
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