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Last Firguns:
Rachel, I love your parents, just because they made you. Even when life gives you avocados, you make guacamole.
Rachel, You are the honey on my granola and greek yogurt. You make me want to dance.
Rachel, You are not too shabby. I would donate my kidney to you any day of the week.
Rachel, You are never racist. Cherries are red, skies are blue, computers are binary and so are you!
Rachel, I love you more than chocolate. You make America great. again.
JJ, You are the most Firguning person I ever met. You hit my eye like a big pizza pie.
Mike, I would definitely have swung on a swingset with you. Last night I looked up into the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.
Firgun it forward!