Chris, I feel like we are two peas in a pod. Cherries are red, skies are blue, computers are binary and so are you!

Chris, I love your parents, just because they made you. You know you’ve got! you know it, you know it.

Chris, Please accept my friend request. If you were an app I would download you.

Chris, I wish that we could go back in time and be childhood friends. You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.

Chris, I love you more than chocolate. You are so nice, you can make peace between ISIS and Assad.

Chris, I love you more than chocolate. I would leave my last Pizza slice just for you.