Aaron, With you in my memory bank, I am rich. I love rock n roll, I love your shoes, and I love you baby!

Aaron, You're so hot you could melt the homes of polar bears. Love how you roll like a bulldozer.

Aaron, You're like my iphone, I don't want to let go of you. I would hire you to any job.

Aaron, You are the most Firguning person I ever met. A little spark for you, a mighty flame for humanity.

Aaron, Like Windows, you never crash. There must be something in your left eye because you've been looking right all day.

Aaron, I feel like we are two peas in a pod. No matter what size your shoes are, no one can fill them.