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Last Firguns:
Israel, You're like my personal trainer, you make me hot. I don't dislike you. 
Israel, It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Israel! your smile is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen.
Israel, You're as comfortable as my couch, i just sink into you. Even when life gives you avocados, you make guacamole.
Israel, I never say that I never met you before. You are my #hashtag.
Israel, I would give up pizza for you, even if it was extra cheesy. Cherries are red, skies are blue, computers are binary and so are you!
Israel, When life gives me lemons, you are my lemonade. I don't dislike you.
Sam Isenberg, I would have definitely protected the earth from the aliens with you. You are so good at sleeping you can do it with your eyes closed.
Firgun it forward!
